Finding the Perfect Life Sponsor

My diabetic and homebound neighbor across the hall was born in the very apartment that she is living in.  She has no family that I know of, so with any luck she will pass peacefully in her sleep and she will leaver her apartment and all its rent stabilized glory to me.  I’m getting off topic.  The point is, when the aforementioned neighbor is telling you that you need to go out more, it’s time to start dating again.  But how can I when I was so close to having that 401K-arat rock?  How do you start dating again when you’ve already met Mr. perfect-on-paper (just not-perfect-during-a-recession)?

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  1. deborah’s avatar

    Talk about solitude. Even this this Buddhist monk gets out. Any thoughts on this?
    Buddhist Skateboarding Monk: contradiction or product of the modern age? http://bit.ly/monk_skateboarding

  2. Courtney’s avatar

    We must pay attention to our good judgment and remember not to give in to men who want sex. Read the other article and let us get strength by not giving in and letting men have our bodies as well as our minds. If we are strong, we can resist their advances and be stronger, mentally and emotionally. I am making a New Year’s resolution not to have sex with any man who does not ask me to marry them.

  3. Robert’s avatar

    Shouldn’t Mr. Perfect be perfect at all times, including recessions? Or did you imagine a world where there would be no recessions ever?

  4. Airline News’s avatar

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  5. BL1Y’s avatar

    When your neighbor says you need to get out more, maybe it just means you need to get out more, not that you need to start dating.

    Go down to the Chelsea Piers batting cages and let off some pent up anxiety.

  6. Mike’s avatar

    You are still young and beautiful it’s only a matter of weeks before you’re out there stealing hearts again.

  7. Nathaniel’s avatar

    Dumb fraudulent broads, hope you’re enjoying post-scam unemployment.

  8. FBF fan’s avatar

    I’m currently dating a doctor and a hedge fund analyst. Doctor’s still in residency so hedge fund analyst is way more fun to date… obviously. But in the long term my finance platonic guy friends say it’s better to marry a doctor. I did try to research salaries of doctors and bankers and the life time earning potential of both but I need some guidance please. Thank you XOXO

  9. Courtney’s avatar

    Nathanial, you are a real jerk. Why can’t men be nice when we are NOT having sex with them. Is it only when women are subservient that you men act nice? It is you men that are the frauds, not us.

    We do not want to play your sex slaves, so stop getting mad when we call them like we see them. I would not have sex with you ever, so there.