
You put a lime in the coconut...
Just like all the flashing stock prices on my Bloomberg screen, the weekend warning level is once again green. I’d thought this rally would have run out of steam a long time ago, but alas the Gods (read: government money) are on your side, and just in time to start sprucing up your Hamptons wardrobe. Hopefully your FBF received a nice chunk of change from Obama & Co. in the form of a tax refund recently (aka, a personalized TARP payment) that he is willing to stimulate the economy with. Maybe a classy Eres bathing suit and Hermes beach towel?
The weather is going to be fabulous in NYC (yes, it’s a big deal, this isn’t L.A. people, New Yorkers don’t know what to do with themselves and are literally freaking out) and there aren’t too many more weekends left until you will be lounging poolside in the Hamptons or guzzling down multiple B.B.C.’s (Bailey’s Banana Colada) at Cyril’s. Not to mention, it’s only been 6 weeks since the world was ending and the S&P was below 700 – we could be back there faster than the weather gets bad in New York, so take advantage now.
Brought to you by Anonymous Finance Guy (and occasional DABA Girl Sympathizer)


