"Surf Lodge again? It's sooooo last season. Oh-veeer it."
Did you opt out of a Hampton share this summer due to a recently acquired out of work status slash your FBF’s recently acquired out of work status? Don’t fret- we got you covered, here are some excuses sure to salvage your reputation better than the than the same old “it’s because of the recession:”
“I just got off the waiting list at Soho House and you know I would rather spend my weekend tanning on the roof deck with the b & t crowd than sitting in traffic to hang out with them at Surf Lodge.”
“It’s so strange but for some reason I have a relative in town or a wedding every single weekend this summer, unless of course you’re inviting me to be a guest at your Hampton’s house.”
“I’ve recently taken up with a group of Euros. They prefer to stay in town on the weekends and race their sports cars through the empty streets in the city and let their vacation time accrue so that they can take off all of August and yacht in Sardinia.”
“I had sooo many invites to soooo many different houses that I just couldn’t let anyone down. You know how it is. Oh, you don’t?”
